Oh Alla, Alla. Marry Me.
I receive an unsolicited email. ...
During search in the Internet: search engine 'AllTheWeb', with the help of
key words: 'forum single marriage'
I have found you and wanted to write very much. You seemed to me an
interesting person to know.
Once upon a time there lived a woman Alla with a soul of a romantic and
deeply feeling little girl. She was fond of helping people to understand each
other. Yes, she was an interpreter, a simultaneous translator - to be more
precise. After work she liked going out with her friends(to the theatre, opera,
ballet, concerts) or singing in the University chorus or reading at home a book
on history or a good novel. She also loved children and had spent a lot of time
babysitting. She didn't like arguing however she had her principles i.e.
Christians values... and she still believes in true love(not a cupboard one).
That Alla , living in the Wonderland of St.Petersburg, Russia, dreams of a
man who would love her. He is not very old in order to see the beauty of the sky
and apreciate kindness, honesty ( "is such a lovely word..."),
warm-heartedness and tender. And he is not obsessed in finding 90 x 60 x 90
barby girl. All in all he loves life and people.
would be happy to hear your reply , to know you better. You can find more
information about me at my home page: http://alla75.narod.ru
My email: email@example.com
My reply, ...
Oh Alla, Alla
You have found me.
The internet has brought our two lonely hearts together. We need weep no
longer. We have found one another. You are the perfect woman for me. And I am
the perfect man for you.
I am definitely not too old to see the beauty of the sky and apreciate
kindness, honesty ( "is such a lovely word..."), warm-heartedness and
In fact, I can see them all the time!
Day and night!
And what kind of foolish man would be "obsessed in finding 90 x 60 x
90 barby girl"?
No Sirree! Not I.
Come hither to me, Alla.
My Golden Treasure Pot.
Let us marry and have babies. And let us engage in lots and lots and lots
of warm and fulsome sex.
Let us entwine our hungry bodies and become as one with
each other. Me in you and you in me.
Together we shall see the beauty of the sky
and dance through sunny fields. Together we shall sit on riverbanks and caress
each other's hands. Together we shall run and laugh and sing with joy and revel
every day in our good fortune.
And together we shall celebrate our love for each
other with lots and lots and lots
of warm and fulsome sex.
Oh I can't be bothered to go on with this.
But there will be dipsticks among you out there who are dumb enough to fall
for this sort of thing.
Take it from me, I know that you're out there. I read your emails.
'Alla' is probably a Mafia man who has a photograph and who will manage eventually to
entice some mindless imbecile into sending him $3000 for an aeroplane ticket.
He probably took one look at this website and thought, "Aha, this looks like
an excellent place to fish for mindless imbeciles."
And, who knows? He might be right!
But, don't let that mindless imbecile be you.
PS: If any one of you numbskulls takes up "Alla's" offer and corresponds with
her and, as a result, you find yourself spending the rest of your life with the
very woman as described in her email, DON'T tell me about it!