But, surely, that police officer was
pointing his finger at her! - which, as we should all know by now, is
nothing less than a heinous act of violence against a poor defenceless
woman, as outlined in the Pointing Finger At Woman legislation soon
to be enacted - for which, of course, the penalty for infringement will
(Designed By Harvard's Topmost Female Technical Experts)
Said Harvard professor Mzzzzzzzz Nancy Hopkins, "If this
positively huge breakthrough in fuel technology doesn't lead to at least four
Nobel prizes being handed out to the women who designed it, then this will be
further proof of how undervalued are women scientists all over the world and of
how oppressed and abused they remain when at home."
When asked to comment about whether she foresaw any practical
difficulties arising from the use of the new Eco-Motorcycle she said that women had
a different way of knowing, and that they were gradually liberating themselves
from the oppressive, phallocentric science of men.