"After years of research, what British women have long complained about, and British men have secretly feared, has been confirmed: British men are flops in bed. British women, by contrast, are the most sexually liberated and self-confident in the English-speaking world." The Observer

Aren't British women just wonderful !

But can you even imagine this newspaper printing the text 'British women are flops in bed'? It would never happen, would it? No matter what the evidence. 

And this is why, in my view, this newspaper can never be trusted on all the other issues on which it claims to provide a balanced view.

We are accustomed to hearing derogatory jokes about the readers of the Sun - their reading age or IQ. Yet not even Sun readers could be conned into believing the sexist rubbish that emanates continually from The Observer. 

Its articles are utterly infected with it. 

We've already had The Observer denigrating teenage boys who are performing poorly at schools, apparently, because they are 'too busy wanking' and, more recently, castigating men who go to the doctors by claiming that they are simply moaning about nothing at all, and are, therefore, depriving those women who 'are in real need'!

Well, let's take a look at the 'research' which the Observer highly regards. 

It's by a woman called Shere Hite, who likes to sell books about sex based on her 'research'. 

In the 1960's she published The Hite Report which rapidly became known as The sh*te Report here in the UK because it was so clearly off the mark when it came to describing real women. Well, she has now followed this up with a new book called The New Hite Report, and this suffers from the very same glaring deficiencies.

Most of the trouble is that her conclusions are so riddled with inconsistencies and contradictions, and so 'feministified', that throwing it on to some burning logs would generate much more light, and pleasure, than reading it.

The first thing to note is that, according to Ms Hite, women in the UK are less likely to buy vaginal deodorants. Apparently, UK women think that they smell better than Americans or Australians.

Now there's arrogance.

And, according to The Observer, 'there are plenty of good reasons for them [British men] to feel inadequate'. Oh, I'll bet there are. And The Observer's best 'investigative' journalists are, as we speak, snooping and loitering in dark shadows in the four corners of the globe trying to find many more reasons for British men to feel 'inadequate'.

Wash my socks.

"[British women] are far less satisfied with their partners than women elsewhere." 

I wonder if that's because the men in the UK don't try so hard any more. Perhaps, it's not worth it for them. 

Maybe the laws regarding marriage and relationships are now just so corrupted and discriminatory against men that they just can't be bothered.

Or maybe it's the lack of deodorant.

Maybe it's the women here in the UK who don't try hard enough. They expect too much, for too little in return - a bit like Tess Kingham, the woman MP who's threatening to quit Parliament because, I imagine, she's not allowed to lop out her tits to feed her new offspring while the MPs are in discussion, amongst other things.

But I should hope not.

Women don't really expect Parliament to discuss matters of national importance to the sounds of babies sucking, squirting, burping and farting, do they? There's enough of that from New Labour.

She's chosen to have three young children and Parliament cannot, it seems, cater for her every need. So, she's huffing off.

It's feminism all over. Women have to be catered for hand and foot. Their garden must always be full of roses. Or they huff off.

Of course British women are less satisfied! And quite right too. Until they, too, start standing up for the rights of their men, then men are not going to find them a worthwhile 'investment'. And the more they support papers like The Observer, the less satisfied they'll be.

Apparently, 'More than 60 per cent of UK women complained that sex with men followed a regular pattern'. And almost two-thirds of British women fake orgasms. 

"Almost two-thirds of British women complain that their men are ill-informed about the sexual desires of a woman's body - far more than in other countries."

So, in other words, the women cheat and the men don't bother. 

Well, it's got to be that they don't bother, hasn't it? Surely Shere Hite is not telling us that British women 'are the most sexually liberated and self-confident in the English-speaking world' and, at the very the same time, is also telling us that they do not even have the confidence to inform men about their bodies? 

And if British men are so ill-informed, why is that?

Whose fault is it?

Who is supposed to be informing them, if not women? 

Whose responsibility is it to inform the men?

Well, as you will already have learned from this website, women don't seem to take responsibility for most things that they are, in fact, responsible for. It comes as no surprise, therefore, to note that a whopping 60% of women blame men for their failure to be so informed about their very own bodies. 

Presumably their partners are supposed to derive this knowledge from the vapours and pheromones that circumnavigate the love chamber.

Surely, it is the women who should be informing the men about their bodies? 

And they don't have to do it all verbally, or with pencil and paper. They can moan, wince, sigh and contort, in a manner which informs. 

Can't British women even do this? 

Of course they can. 

If they can huff and puff in such large numbers in order to fake their orgasms, then surely they can sigh and moan to inform the men about her bodies?

You see, taken all together, it just doesn't make sense ... 

... UNLESS ... 

you consider the possibility that British men know well enough about women's bodies, but they can't be bothered. And, as I've mentioned, I think that there is strong evidence for this, particularly if one also looks at the larger picture concerning current relationships between men and women.

Anyway, listen to this. 'Women from Britain are more likely to have regular sex with a man if they don't have an orgasm with him'.

Yep. That's what it says.

In other words, if a man wants a lot of sex, he shouldn't give the woman an orgasm!

So, in the end, we discover that British men are possibly not so daft after all. Nor that inadequate. 

My guess is that they simply put less effort and less energy into things that are less worthwhile, and the happy discovery is that from their very lassitude they end up getting more sex!

A bit of a double whammy for women there, I think. 

Anyway, putting all these research findings into some coherent message is simple. Men are reducing the amount of attention and care that they give to women.

Well, what a surprise!

The truth is that British men are backing away from, and losing respect for, their very own women, who do little but whine, complain, condemn and cheat, and who see themselves permanently as victims, taking responsibility for very little.

As such, they do not have very much to offer most men.