Jan Morris The
Independent
'We've
been the subject of English disdain for so long that even devolution seems a
fraudulent device'
Red-hot
Welsh patriot that I am, I was mildly amused by Anne Robinson's suggestion that
Wales and all its inhabitants should be consigned to the Orwellian outer
darkness of Paul Merton's Room 101. A joke is a joke, and that one was agreeably
politically incorrect while conforming to Ms Robinson's carefully nurtured
persona as a curmudgeonly old bag. The wilder Welsh responses, with their
preposterous talk of appeals to the Race Relations Board, complaints to the
police and summonses to select committees, strike me as overwrought. ...
For
all you foreigners (oops) out there, Anne Robinson is a kind of 50 year-old,
thinnish, spiky virago - with spectacles. She's
curt, cutting, cold, and routinely condescending, and this whole persona is something
of a trademark for her.
She
makes men quiver and women sulk.
She
acts a bit, one imagines, like the head of an old Victorian school for 'gals' -
a Margaret Thatcher with a vicious ruler swishing determinedly at flailing legs
for the sheer delight of it all.
Well,
she made a derogatory comment/joke about the Welsh in a BBC comedy programme
called Room 101 a few days ago, and, of course, here in the UK, we cannot make
jokes about the Scots or the Irish, but we have been able, just about, to get away with jokes
about the Welsh!
Tentatively.
But it
now seems that many of the Welsh want to defend themselves furiously with the
political-correctness ploy of alleging racism in the direction of anyone making
derogatory jokes about them.
So,
no doubt, only
derogatory jokes about the English are going to be permissible henceforth.
However,
it must be terrible for Welsh men. Not only do they have to suffer
persistent denigration and humiliation because of their gender and their
manhood, they also have to endure jokes about their nationality and their
roots!
What
else is there?
No
wonder the Welsh Assembly is in such a mess and all its male politicians
always look so beaten and haggard.
But,
joy oh joy, the purpose of this piece is to show you that The Independent
actually deigned to print the following letter. (It was a
response to the above article.)
Sir: Jan Morris is quite
right to question the double standard that it is acceptable to be rude about
Welsh people, as Anne Robinson was on the BBC's Room 101, but not about other
groups such as the Irish and mothers-in-law ("They may be funny, but
anti-Welsh gags are no joke", 8 March). However, there is one minority
which seems to be exempt from protection against injury to feelings. No matter
how many times people use the test of whether something would be acceptable if
"Jew", "black" or "gay" were substituted, this
group is still discriminated against. I'm talking, of course, about men.
Yes, the Welsh came in
for a pasting, courtesy of Ms Robinson, in one section of the programme. But she
was continually sniping against men throughout the whole show, and the silence
emanating from the usual liberal corrective sections of the media has been
deafening.
From RB, London E7
Do you see? We have The
Independent actually allowing a man to speak up for men by publishing his
letter!
What progress!
PS Did you know that when a
typical Scot crosses the border into England, the average IQ of both countries goes
down!
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