Last night the Daily Mail discovered some of the shocking content youngsters are putting up on these sites. 

This includes a 14-year-old girl whose profile picture, which can be viewed by anyone, focuses on her breasts. 

Another 15-year- old is smirking at the camera as she grabs her breasts.

Outrageous!

Why are these young girls doing such things? What makes them want to display sexually in front of an audience? Who is encouraging them to do this?

Yes, you've got it folks. It's the tabloids themselves - and, of course, all those 'babes' and under-clothed female 'celebrities' that they like to display on their pages, on the TV and on the internet.

Ask anyone who works with boys - even as young as 7 - what they mostly want to be and whom they desperately try to emulate?

Footballers and sportsmen.

Their heads are full of it.

And the reason for this is that 16 year-olds (girls and boys) want to emulate 18 year-olds who seem to be 'popular'. And 14 year-olds want to emulate 16 year olds. And 12 year-olds want to emulate 14 year olds. ... And 10 year-olds want to emulate 12 year olds. Down the chain it goes.

So, of course, many young girls will be desperate to pose and to posture in a provocative manner because this is what the tabloid media keep telling them will make them popular.

Yep; the tabloids that love to generate hysteria and hatred over the paedophiles and the sex-abusers are themselves MAJOR causes of these very problems; the problems that they pretend to care about. (Also see AH's piece entitled Chris Langham - Scapegoat? - part two to get some further insight into this.)

Persistently vindictive. Persistently vengeful. 

But the only reason that her appalling behaviour hits the headlines is because of whom she married.

This sort of thing goes on all over the place.

The Truth About Democracy Common delusions notwithstanding, the United States, I submit, is not a democracy—by which is meant a system in which the will of the people prevails. Rather it is a curious mechanism artfully designed to circumvent the will of the people while appearing to be democratic. Several mechanisms accomplish this. Fred Reed

Parents Failing To Discipline Their Children Properly Classroom discipline is deteriorating because over-indulgent parents are spoiling their children, according to a report.

"Teachers described highly permissive parents who admitted to indulging their children, often for the sake of peace or simply because they had run out of alternative incentives or sanctions," says the report.

Well. What a surprise.

For example, take a look at this ...

Nurse Dismissed For Smacking Son A senior nurse at a leading public school has been sacked after smacking her 10-year-old son at home.

Susan Pope, 45, was investigated by the police who decided she had done nothing wrong after she hit the boy on his bottom.

How can parents possibly deal properly with their children when politically-corrected police officers are likely to come knocking on their doors to arrest them for the most ridiculous of reasons?

"But we are only doing our jobs," bleat the whining police officers. "Do not blame us."

Yeah, right.

Do you know how many times I have seen or heard police officers admitting to the fact that they "go after the easy pickings - the lowest apples on the tree" because, so they claim, they get the same number of brownie points for serious crimes as for trivial crimes?

Many times - is the correct answer.

In other words, these lazy sods are often admitting quite openly that they cannot be bothered to deal with the harder crimes because it involves more effort for the same number of brownie points.

And, of course, it is much easier to arrest a middle-class parent who is sitting at home following a phony allegation of 'abuse' than it is to get off their backsides and do the job that they are supposed to be doing - which is protecting the public from serious crimes!

Talking of which ...

Police Officers Chasing Trivia The Serious Organised Crime Agency cannot cope with the spread of organised crime so it is left to local officers to deal with the problems in their area. They, however, are tied up dealing with neighbourhood issues, officers have claimed.

Quick! Lock up all your children - particularly your sons!

The reason I posted the above link was because the case of this paedophile being deported to the UK from Australia was, needless to say, the very top item on today's BBC 6 o'clock television news.

And, as per the article above, the increasingly tabloid BBC covered the event in a manner designed to inflame the usual paedophile hysteria. 

"Be careful of everyone; even of your own family members," was, basically, the message that the BBC trumpeted with due gravity. 

But the real interest behind this story was the fact that serious criminals - of any persuasion - could be deported to the UK from a foreign country such as Australia simply because they possessed British nationality. And, in this particular case, the criminal had lived in Australia for the past 50 years.

And it is this latter fact that makes this story particularly interesting.

For the past 50 years this man has lived in Australia - from the age of 5 - and now Australia can get rid of him and send him here.

And, of course, this is a serious issue that the public needs to be concerned about.

Indeed, serious criminals - thousands of them - are deported from countries every year to the countries of which they are 'nationals'. This causes real problems for the police and for the public. 

And it is a problem that has been going on for years.

The BBC, however, together with much of the tabloid press, have had no real interest in discussing the problems that we all face as a result of serious criminals being shuffled from one country to another. Their only real concern is to grab every opportunity that they can in order to inflame fear - in this case, a fear of paedophiles - i.e. a fear of all men.

The difficult issues underlying these cases seem to be of little interest to them.

Indeed, "Watch Out! Paedophile Enters Country!" just about sums up the BBC's take on this case.

Finally, let me remind you all of the admission by various women journalists and editors in the USA concerning the fact that, for decades, they colluded together to do their best to demonise men and fathers by hyping up as much as possible any tales of 'abuse' that they could get their hands upon - tales that they generally stuck up on their front pages.

Well, believe me, those media wimmin whose main aim is to stir up hatred towards men are still at it.

And many of them are working at the BBC.

In other words, she is a liar.

But Heather Mills is not an exception. Thousands of malicious, dysfunctional, deceitful women like her take their husbands to the cleaners every year.

You just do not get to hear about them because of the family court secrecy laws.

And most of these women are allowed to get away with far more goodies than they ever deserve - including the children.

Orange Book Award Is Sexist The country's leading literary award for women novelists is sexist and should be scrapped, a prominent male novelist claimed yesterday.

Tim Lott said the £30,000 Orange Prize - founded 13 years ago amid claims that women writers fared poorly in awards such as the Booker Prize - was "discriminatory, sexist and perverse".

Did you know that even though women read many more books than men, it is still the case that the best-selling authors are male?

Yes indeed. Even women prefer male writers.

And who can blame them?

And now I am going to summarise all the books ever written by women.

Chapter 1: Women are victims. Men are ba*stards.

Chapter 2: Women are victims. Men are ba*stards.

Chapter 3: Women are victims. Men are ba*stards.

Final Chapter: Women are victims. Men are ba*stards.

The End.

They say that there are only seven basic plots in the world of human affairs. And that all stories are simply re-arrangements of these very same plots. Well, when it comes to female authors, there is usually only one plot.

And we all know what it is.

LOL!

OK. OK. I exaggerate - for effect! And I am sure that there many truly fantastic female authors out there. In fact, I know there are.

But there are not as many of them as there are men.

And there never will be, no matter how much money sexist organisations like Orange offer to women to come up with the goodies.

And I can tell you why.

Statistically speaking, men's brains are more various than are those of women. Their thoughts and their experiences are, therefore, also going to be more various than are those of women. Their thoughts and their experiences are, therefore, going to be less commonplace - and, hence, more 'interesting' - than are those of women.

And, as a result, their books are also going to be more interesting.

Indeed, in much the same way that the variation of genes allowed organisms to diverge in their structures and their behaviours - thus allowing them to explore and, thence, to exist inside different ecological environments - the variation of brains has allowed humans to delve into cognitive arenas that were once completely unexplored.

And given that the brains of men vary more so than do those of women, it is men who will more likely enter those cognitive arenas that were once completely unexplored.

Why Men Visit Prostitutes The idea that there is something wrong with any man who wants sex with prostitutes or that there must be something intolerable about his marriage, is just infantile. There is no mystery about why normal men go to prostitutes. Minette Marrin

Sex And Culture I just read an incredible book called "Sex and Culture" by J. D. Unwin published in 1934. The book analyzes 80 primitive cultures (anthropology) and a number of past empires (history) and finds that, without exception, the level of advancement or decline of all cultures is directly tied to the level of regulation of female sexuality.

Watch Desmond Morris give up the ghost within five minutes when he realises that PC poodle-boy Sackur has not got the intelligence to understand what he is saying.

For example, Morris tries to explain to Sackur that in primitive tribes the men tended to go out hunting, while the women looked after the shop back home.

"An outrageous idea," PC Sackur clearly thinks, failing completely to understand that primitive tribes that lost or damaged their womenfolk in hunting expeditions were going to be evolutionarily outgunned - population-wise, if nothing else - by those tribes that did not. 

And watch Sackur completely fail to understand the meaning and implications of overlapping statistical distributions which have different means and variances. He is clearly insulted by the whole idea that, statistically speaking, men and women might differ.

The result?

Desmond Morris is forced to spend most of his time trying to avoid Sackur's malicious innuendo and basic ignorance of both history and science.

You can see Morris continually having to moisten his lips when he realises that Stephen Sackur is going to do nothing more throughout the programme than try to suggest that he is 'misogynistic'.

The good news is that Stephen Sackur will probably soon be moved to a less important programme - so I gather from the ether. 

Words of Wisdom on MND ...

metalman ...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again here. There is a coterie of very powerful women who plan on allowing upper middle class and upper class women inexpensive access to artificial insemination. This group then plans on forcing the federal government to pay for the day-care and healthcare expenses of ALL children of single mothers, regardless of economic background. That will be their big coup. The Orwellian leap. 

Gender feminism and its pseudo academic cousin, cultural studies, are fully ensconced in Marxism. The adherents of these false disciplines cannot think in any terms other than state entitlements and matriarchal protections. The matriarchal state plans on forcing men to support other peoples' children so that they may achieve their utopia. It is that simple. 

I've made jokes before about children at long tables in community halls, waving their little red books and singing hymns during the dinner time indoctrination. This is what the real gender feminists want. Make no mistakes. They have a plan, they have money, they have marketing, and they have the votes.

This will be easy to accomplish. Today's career women already play the dual-mentality game of claiming strength and independence while at the same time relying on the state to provide them with entitlements and confiscated wealth via the divorce courts. It will be very easy for a lot of women to say, "You see, we can raise children by ourselves!" while hapless fools unload bags of grain with United States Government into their communal kitchens.

I believe that the alienation and destruction of men in divorce courts is also part of the plan. My theory is that there has been a concerted effort to distance men emotionally, intellectually and morally from their own biological instincts to care for their children - to depersonalize them, in a sense, into believing that the only reason they exist is to write checks and go away. 

The ease of filing false allegation charges, the VAWA, cruel child-support laws, the unjust pillaging of men's assets, the ascendence of false rape allegations - all of this has been constructed to tell men that they are worthless and that the only thing that matters is their paychecks. 

mruffolo ...

Feminist (man bad, woman good) legislation is big domestic business for the government and support agencies.

A country that worships women, children, and pets is willing to look the other way when corruption, lying, and injustice against their own men is obvious. 

Legislators and citizens are willing to spend money and talent on programs with the buzz words of "family", "child support", domestic violence", "diversity", "children", and or "women's" in the title or mission, though these programs promote a divorce rate of one of the highest in the world of about 220 countries.

While America courts incarcerate a man for two years for killing a dog, they waive a murderous woman's sentence. They also let a female teacher free who raped a boy, yet they incarcerates a man for a decade who wrote dirty words to a boy in an Internet chat room.

I'm not surprised that after 400 years America was attacked behind its own borders. I am not surprised that China, a traditional patriarchal country, past America in foreign investments (after America was the number one innovator in the world for about 200 years). I am not surprised that the American dollar is being devalued by major financial players. 

America is unjust and unfair against its greatest asset - average men.

Marks & Spencers Failing Men Jeremy Paxman is deeply disgruntled about the apparent lack of support in the underwear currently provided by one of Britain's biggest retailers, Marks & Spencer. 

In the private email, which was leaked yesterday, he described the matter as of "great concern to the men of Britain".

Correct!

A huge slice of its £150 million income goes on PR and self-publicity, to raise the cash to put out more propaganda so that it can raise more money to put out more propaganda. Perhaps its new body of experts could start by looking into exploitative broadcasts where child actors pretend to be victims of abuse to guilt-trip innocent people into giving money. Now that's what I call irresponsible TV.

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Roll up! Roll up, Everybody! 

Dust those cobwebs out of your wallet, and give Angry Harry some of that hidden money of yours; because Angry Harry is going to start a new charity to help children who are 'in need'.

Yo!

And for every $100 that he receives, Angry Harry is going to give one whole dollar to those who help children.

Yes indeed. Angry Harry is a most kind and generous man.

Hey. Hold on, Angry Harry. If I give you $100, you're going to keep $99 for yourself? Why, that's nothing but a scam!

No way! That's no scam at all. Because those children 'in need' will get a whole dollar! A dollar that they would not have had before. I am doing them a favour!

Yeah, right. But mostly a favour to you!

OK. OK. I'll change the percentage.

Instead of one dollar, I'll give them $10. How does that sound?

For every $100 that he receives, Angry Harry will now give those children 'in need' ten whole dollars.

Yes indeed. Angry Harry's generosity knows no bounds.

No way, Angry Harry. You still get to keep keep $90. And this is still nothing but a scam.

OK. OK. I'll change the percentage again. Instead of $10, I'll give those kids $50. 

So. For every $100, Angry Harry will give those children 'in need' fifty whole dollars.

Now, how does that sound?

...................

Well, the final percentage - $50 out of every $100 - still sounds like a scam, doesn't it?

And if you knew that every time you donated $100 to Angry Harry's new charity for children 'in need', he put $50 into his own pocket, you would surely feel somewhat cheated.

But, in fact, this is roughly what the NSPCC does.

Of course, in the case of the NSPCC, the 50% rake-off does not just go into one person's pocket. It gets spread around all those people who work for the NSPCC - either directly or indirectly.

But do not be fooled by this. Because the 'scam' is of the same magnitude. ...

... One year later ...

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A big Thank You to all of you who have donated to Angry Harry's charity.

Thanks to all of you, Angry Harry has now received donations of one million dollars!

One million dollars!

Yo!

Indeed, so many cheques have come through the post, that Angry Harry has had to employ a whole secretary to assist him in his work!

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The increasingly ridiculous Bob Herbert has an article in the New York Times about "Politics and Misogyny". It really is an appalling article.

Anyway. Here it is.

...

With Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton’s win in New Hampshire, gender issues are suddenly in the news. Where has everybody been?

If there was ever a story that deserved more coverage by the news media, it’s the dark persistence of misogyny in America. Sexism in its myriad destructive forms permeates nearly every aspect of American life. For many men, it’s the true national pastime, much bigger than baseball or football.

Little attention is being paid to the toll that misogyny takes on society in general, and women and girls in particular. 

Its forms are limitless. Hard-core pornography is a multibillion-dollar business, having spread far beyond the stereotyped raincoat crowd to anyone with a laptop and a password. Crowds of crazed photographers risk life and limb to get shots of Paris Hilton or Britney Spears without their underwear. At New York Jets home games, men regularly gather at Gate D to urge female fans to expose themselves.

Yeah right. Men drooling over women is a sign that they hate them.

In its grimmest aspects, misogyny manifests itself in hideous violence — from brutal beatings and rape to outright torture and murder. Fifteen months ago, a gunman invaded an Amish schoolhouse in rural Pennsylvania, separated the girls from the boys, and then shot 10 of the girls, killing five.

Brainless Bob Herbert does not seem to be aware that five times more men than women are murdered and, further, that when the genders are 'separated' by those with murderous intent, it is nearly always the men - not the women - who are chosen to die.

The cable news channels revel in stories about women (almost always young and attractive) who come to a gruesome end at the hands of violent men. The stories seldom, if ever, raise the issue of misogyny, which permeates not just the crimes themselves, but the coverage as well.

Brainless Bob Herbert seems also to be unaware of the fact that it is the feminists and their poodle boys themselves who are permanently trying to highlight stories of violence against women and who revel in them.

And, of course, this focus on women being victims comes from Brainless Bob Herbert himself! - as evidenced by this very article; which is ALL ABOUT violence against women and/or about them being 'victims'!

But Brainless Bob Herbert seems too stupid to notice that he is talking about people just like himself.

Oh look. Here he goes again! ... 

The latest of these obsessively covered stories concerned a pregnant marine, Maria Frances Lauterbach, who had complained to authorities that she had been raped by a fellow marine. Her body was found last week buried in a backyard fire pit in North Carolina.

It is Brainless Bob Herbert himself, and his cronies, who are forever highlighting these issues.

It just so happens that the Democratic presidential candidates are campaigning this week in the misogyny capital of America: Nevada. It’s a perfect place to bring up the way women are viewed and treated in this society, but don’t hold your breath. Presidential wannabes are hardly in the habit of insulting the locals.

Prostitution is legal in much of Nevada and heavily promoted even where it’s not. In Las Vegas, where prostitution is illegal but flourishes nevertheless, Mayor Oscar Goodman has said that creating a series of legal, “magnificent” brothels would be a great development tool for his city. 

The fundamental problem in all of this is that women and girls are dehumanized, opening the floodgates to every kind of mistreatment. “Once you dehumanize somebody, everything else is possible,” said Taina Bien-Aimé, executive director of the women’s advocacy group Equality Now.

A grotesque exercise in the dehumanization of women is carried out routinely at Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel about an hour’s ride outside of Vegas. There the women have to respond like Pavlov’s dog to an electronic bell that might ring at any hour of the day or night. At the sound of the bell, the prostitutes have five minutes to get to an assembly area where they line up, virtually naked, and submit to a humiliating inspection by any prospective customer who has happened to drop by.

Yeah right. 

But what Brainless Bob Herbert fails to mention is that the girls at Sheri's Ranch charge between $300 - $800 for twenty minutes of action. 

For that kind of money, I'll stand naked in the street all day!

If you don’t think this is an issue worthy of a presidential campaign, consider the scandalous way that women are treated in the military and the fact that the winner of this election will become the commander in chief.

The sexual mistreatment of women in the military is widespread. The Defense Department financed a study in 2003 of female veterans seeking health assistance from the Department of Veterans Affairs. Nearly a third of those surveyed said they had been the victim of a rape or attempted rape during their service.

And, as we know from the evidence, most of them lie.

The Associated Press reported in 2006 that more than 80 military recruiters had been disciplined over the course of a year because of sexual misconduct with young women and girls who had considered joining the military.

There continue to be widespread complaints from women about rape and other forms of sexual attacks in the military, and about a culture that tends to protect the attackers.

To what extent are the candidates of either party concerned about these matters? Do they have any sense of how extensive and debilitating the mistreatment of women and girls really is?

We’ve become so used to the disrespectful, degrading, contemptuous and even violent treatment of women that we hardly notice it. Staggering amounts of violence are unleashed against women and girls every day. 

Let's read that again, shall we?

Staggering amounts of violence are unleashed against women and girls every day.

Oh really? Then men must be the victims of a veritable holocaust of violence, because men are the victims of violence many times more often than are women.

Fashionable ads in mainstream publications play off of that violence, exploiting themes of death and dismemberment, female submissiveness and child pornography.

If we’ve opened the door to the issue of sexism in the presidential campaign, then let’s have at it. It’s a big and important issue that deserves much more than lip service.

And, if you can bear it, have a look at this, ...

DADS - Who Needs Them? Men are genetically predisposed to violence and 23.5 per cent of all assaults reported to Victoria Police take place in the family home.

A sad tale.

But do not be hoodwinked into believing that this girl died because she had been raped.

Just as likely, she was ashamed at having been caught lying about her 'rape'.

I do not know the truth about what happened, of course.

But I do know what the writer of the article wants you to believe.

Ah yes. There is nothing that women enjoy more than a few good wholesome beatings over the Christmas holidays.

Indeed, they can never get enough of them; e.g. see Eastenders - The UK Woman's Favourite Soap 

Spice Girls Ruined Feminism Girl Power was a sham, and its five proponents nothing more than desperate wannabes, not much better than today's reality TV stars, desperate for a quick fix of fame. Fay Wheldon

Judges Admit To Bias Against Men One of the judges got exasperated. He stood up and said, with obvious disgust in his voice, “These women want me to throw their husbands out of the house, make him pay child support, while she keeps the kids to raise herself without interference from him.” Jennifer Roback Morse

Sexual Violence Against Men Is Funny Anyone who wants to wear the uniform of 'Feminism' has proven that they are willing to support a movement which diminishes my value as a person and diminishes my freedom and opportunities. I will attack any such person and group with as much ferocity and pitilessness as they have shown towards me and other men. Darren B

Sexual Utopia In Power At an age when women have traditionally actively sought mates, they now participate in “take back the night” marches, “rape awareness” campaigns and self-defense classes involving kicking male dummies in the groin. Roger Devlin - *.PDF file - 30 min) 

These young women seem less afraid of anything men are actually doing than they are of male sexual desire itself. In the trenchant words of columnist Angela Fiori “the campus date rape campaigns of the early 1990s weren’t motivated by a genuine concern for the well-being of women. They were part of an ongoing attempt to delegitimize heterosexuality to young, impressionable women by demonizing men as rapists.” Self-defense training, for example, really serves to inculcate a defensive mentality toward men, making trust and intimacy impossible.

Vanity, parasitism, paranoia and infidelity are only a few of the unpleasant characteristics of contemporary Western womanhood; one more is rudeness.

The attempt to realize a sexual utopia for women was doomed to failure before it began. Women’s wishes aim at the impossible, conflict with one another, and change unpredictably. Hence, any program to force men (or “society”) to fulfill women’s wishes must fail, even if all men were willing to submit to it. Pile entitlement upon entitlement for women, heap punishment after punishment onto men: It cannot work, because women’s wishes will always outpace legislation and lead to new demands.

Western women have been biting the hand that feeds them for several decades now. It seems to me fair to say that the majority have willfully forfeited the privilege of marrying decent men. It is time for men to abandon the protector role and tell them they are going to be “liberated” from us whether they wish it or not. They can hold down their own jobs, pay their own bills, live, grow old, and finally die by themselves. Every step which has brought them to this pass has involved an assertion of “rights” for themselves and male concessions to them. Men would seem justified in saying to them, not without a certain Schadenfreude, “you made your bed, now you can lie in it—alone.” 

The following quote made me laugh out loud for two whole minutes  ...

Men, also, are most likely to marry when they do not understand women too well.

Thanks to Darren at CoolTools4Men

Playing The Offence Card Playing the ‘offence card’ has become an almost universal tactic for debate. Rather than arguments being an exchange and competition of views, many discussions now consist largely in the two sides trying to get each other censored. Josie Appleton

The Corrupt Governing Elite  "In the 1960’s we had some communist subversion in England. A dozen New Labour Ministers who are in positions of real power, like John Read and John Prescott were communist activists. Since the signing of the 1972 EU treaty the communists have switched their allegiance from the Soviet Union to the European Union, and subversion has exploded." - some interesting comments from a blogger

Facebook Exposes Biased BBC The BBC has frequently been accused of having a liberal bias. But now the corporation's own staff appear to have confirmed this by revealing their political views on the networking website Facebook.

A survey of BBC employees with profiles on the site showed that 11 times more of them class themselves as "liberal" than "conservative".

However, the notion that the word 'liberal' accurately describes the stance of the majority of staff working at the BBC is precious little more than a cruel deception.

These people are not 'liberal'. They are some of the most bigoted, narrow-minded bunch of racists and sexists in the country.

Canada's Lousy Education System Judging by the stuff appearing of late in the North American media, we are beginning to discover that our school system has been fairly well ruined by crackpot ideas, introduced in the 1950s by reformers of supposedly unchallengeable authority. Ted Byfield

Corrupt Family Courts Make sure that you listen to this entire interview of Dr. Stephen Baskerville - 30 min

The University of the Easily Offended Amongst the colleges that make up the University of London, the School of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS) is renowned for its multicultural atmosphere and laid-back, boho-chic, bong-hugging students. Yet when the SOAS rugby club put up posters for an ‘English’ party a couple of weeks ago, all hell broke loose. Maria Grasso

Arrogant, Heartless Nurses - Thanks To Feminism Dirty wards, feminism and the tragic end of Florence Nightingale's ethos of patient care. Melanie Phillips

In her book The Project 2000 Nurse, Ann Bradshaw, a specialist in palliative care, described how this agenda removed caring, kindness, compassion and dedication from nurse training. Student nurses now studied courses such as sociology, gender studies, politics, psychology, microbiology and management. They were assessed for their communication, management, problem- solving and analytical skills. 

'Specific clinical nursing skills were not mentioned,' she wrote. 

In short, nurses became too grand to care. 

I wouldn't have believed this possible had I not been forced to witness how my own mother was treated in a London teaching hospital a few years ago.

Yes indeed, Girls. When you are sick, old or pregnant, you too can benefit from yet another consequence of feminism. None of the (so-called) nurses will give a damn about you, and, indeed - as per my most masterful pontification Women To Become 'Workers' - neither will your children.

One of the main aims of the feminists, the abuse industry and the government is to destroy people's relationships. And, in this particular case, it is the relationships between nurses and their patients that are being destroyed.

On and on it goes.

The cost to all of us - of this revolting ideology - is just so enormous - in so many areas - it makes me want to scream.

Misery Lit Drunken mothers, bestial fathers, paedophilia and incest. They're the titillating popcorn of publishing today. Here,in a furious blast against her own trade,a leading book industry figure attacks the lucrative market in 'misery memoirs' Danuta Kean

Half Of Single Mothers Do Not Want To Work Up to half of all single mothers do not want to work and simply will not take jobs, a report has found. 

The analysis said Labour will never achieve its goal of persuading large numbers of lone parents to abandon a life on benefits because a huge proportion of them simply refuse to do so.

Sacre Bleu! 

And for all these years I have thought that women were not doing as well in the workplace as men, statistically speaking, because they were being discriminated against by the men.

Well, I'll be blowed. You learn something new every day.

Hmm. And what about the married mothers? You know, the ones who actually have a husband to pay the bills. I wonder if they, too, are unhappy about going to work.

My guess would be that their desire to commit themselves to the workplace would be even less than that of single mothers.

I wonder, therefore, if, perchance, women do not climb as high in their careers as men, nor earn as much as them, because they do not actually wish to do so.

Nah.

Can't be.

It must be discrimination.

Avoiding Male Role Models? I had a male babysitter. I had male coaches. I went to friends’ slumber parties where their fathers were present. I’m glad my parents broke the rules. Keriann Lynch

The Abuse Rip-Off The abuse rip-off has become so accepted that its proponents openly instruct women how to fleece their boyfriends and husbands. One group instructs gold diggers to view restraining orders “as a tool for economic justice.” Simply accuse your man of violence, and you can force him to pay your attorney’s fees, medical expenses, punitive damages, use of his house and car, and much, much more. It’s really that simple! Carey Roberts

Chris Langham - Scapegoat? - Part Two The editor of the Sun newspaper has done far more to promote child abuse than has Chris Langham. AH

Teachers Facing Soaring False Allegations Teachers are facing soaring numbers of false allegations in schools.

According to a psychologist whom I spoke to recently, false allegations by youngsters and by young women often arise when they have 'failed' in some way. Perhaps they failed to do well in an exam, failed to get a good job, failed to achieve what their parents hoped for. And one rather common ploy seems to be to make the claim that their failure is the result of some kind of abusive experience. By doing this, accusations that, for example, they might be lazy, incompetent etc etc can be deflected and replaced by a great deal of sympathy, understanding, aggressive professional support and, in many cases, financial compensation. 

Instead of 'failures', they become 'heroes'.

And they can achieve this nowadays simply by making false accusations - at no cost to themselves, even if they are found out.

On Chris Langham Viewing pornography has nothing to do with sexual assault, and nobody is served by pretending otherwise. Carol Sarler - also pointing out that when someone has been accused of sexual assaults it is not uncommon for numerous malicious lying women to crawl out of the woodwork from various quarters in the hope of gaining some advantage for themselves - e.g. see Woman Never Lie by Frank Zepezauer 10 min.

Who Wears The Pants? Every time a man tells me, whether in person or via e-mail or on a radio show, that he wears the pants at home, I laugh to myself. I know that the opposite is true: he’s engaged in a sad game of self-delusion. Marc Rudov.

Parents Have Fewer Rights Than Terrorists At least if you are a terrorist you will get heard in an open court. We have this excuse that we are defending the children's best interests, that privacy is vitally important. That's absolute rubbish - there is no empirical evidence to support the case for closed courts. Matt O'Connor.

Interestingly, Bill Maher gets one thing wrong. In his routine he suggests that, nowadays, we all have to walk around fearful of offending women. But this has been the case since I was born - 1952. And it has almost certainly been the case here for at least the past 150+ years! What has changed is that, nowadays, women walk around being outraged all the time, whereas in the past they could take jokes about themselves more or less just as men could. 'Women', however, have now been trained - often with money - to be 'offended' in order to play up and exaggerate their victim status; the aim being to gain much more victim power. And, of course, many western women nowadays also think that they are so superior to their men that they should not have to tolerate whatever they feel like not tolerating; a bit like the master and slave situation.

Ho Hum. This state of affairs will soon be over.

Conspiracy Iraq - Talented Simon Reeve travels the US to find the real cause for going to war with Iraq and now possibly with Iran. Unbiased and gripping, looks into the control of oil to mysterious organizations, from people silenced to the eye opening petrodollar cycle. 45 min video

I enjoyed this video - apart from the first five minutes - because it gives an insight into some of the forces (organisms) that (undoubtedly, in my view) weighed heavily in the minds of Bush and Blair when they decided to deceive the people over Saddam's WMDs and invade Iraq.

(Thanks to Rob who runs No-Ma'am.)

G3 (Vai, Satriani, Petrucci) - Smoke on the water - 8 min - YouTube video of some old guys playing their guitars - watch and weep

Love With 30-Year Age Difference Chris Harvey was on holiday at Butlins with his mum and dad when he laid eyes on the woman of his dreams.

Chris was 18 and looked about 12. Norma, too, looked younger than her age: at 50, she didn't look a day over 48. The teenager was captivated by this glamorous granny; they became lovers the next night in Norma's chalet.

And this is news?

What next, eh?

"Controversial though it may sound, Beethoven produced better music than the Spice Girls."

"Controversial though it may sound, Shakespeare wrote better then wot did Germaine Greer."

Money For Spin About Women The Australian Society of Authors (ASA) says it will give the Barbara Jefferis Award to the best Australian novel that empowers the status of females or depicts them in a positive light.

"A work of fantasy, for example, could be looking at issues which may have to do with climate change and yet obviously have part and parcel of it something which shows women in a positive light and helps empower them in society."

Programme 'Life On Mars' Encourages Homophobia The hit BBC drama Life On Mars risks encouraging sexist and homophobic bullying in schools, a teachers' leader has warned.

The missus and I watched a few episodes of this silly programme only to be disgusted at the blatant way in which the BBC was, yet again, pushing out political propaganda under the guise of 'fiction' that was designed to give the impression that the men of the 60s - in this case police officers - were riddled with homophobia and sexism.

And, interestingly, the programmes that teachers have recently been complaining about the most because of their bad influence on the behaviour of their pupils all come from the BBC; e.g. Little Britain, Eastenders, Catherine Tate.

As I have often said, the BBC is a major promoter of male hatred and bad attitudes throughout the nation and a main aim of those who run it is to continually stir up hatred towards white heterosexual men.

And the fact that some police officers in the 60s might well have had the type of nasty characters depicted by this programme is neither here nor there with regard to my complaint.

The point is that the BBC is always very keen to stir up hatred towards white heterosexual men through any means that it can; fiction, news, documentary etc. And in the programme 'Life on Mars', from what I have seen of it, this attempt is so embarrassingly transparent that I cannot bear to watch it. 

Who is the common denominator when it comes to all this 'violence', eh?

Well, it's Lynsey De Paul herself!

If you look closely at the women who, these days, publicly or 'officially' allege that they have been 'abused' or assaulted by their partners, you will discover that it is they who are mostly the problem, that it is they who appear to be a lifelong common denominator when it comes to violence, and that it is they, themselves, who are both prone to violence and prone to provoking it. (Some of the evidence for this is mentioned in my pieces Only Women Are Offered An Alternative To Domestic Violence and Domestic Violence - It's Always The Same Women.)

Now, of course, most people will argue that violence is never justified, but when it comes to conflicts between men and women, it is the violence of women that is always so very conveniently overlooked.

And yet, not only does the valid research show that women are just as violent as men within their relationships, but what is rarely addressed is the violence that women inflict - or threaten to inflict - on men by using the arm of the state to do their violence for them.

For example, having a man arrested is no less an act of violence than is locking a woman up in a room and threatening her with a further loss of liberty unless she conforms to certain demands.

And, for example again, taking away a man's children or his home - or threatening to - or threatening him with something that is likely to affect him very badly (e.g. a false accusation of abuse) is no less an act of violence - or a threat of violence - than is a physical, or threatened physical, assault - a fairly serious physical assault at that.

Furthermore, given that the law is now so very heavily biased against men when it comes to relationship conflicts, it is hardly surprising that men might attempt to use direct physical violence in order to 'persuade their partners of their point of view' because, in practice, they have nowhere else to turn.

And, in my view, until the legal system is drastically reformed with regard to the way in which it deals with relationship conflicts, violence against women and, indeed, violence throughout society will simply escalate.

The Telegraph's leading headline of the day - as per above - is a good example of the feminist-dominated media trying to pump up the view that the killing of women soldiers is worse than the killing of men soldiers.

Well, what outrages me is the attempt by the Telegraph to downplay the seriousness of situations wherein men soldiers are killed. The headline clearly suggests that killing men is relatively OK, and that outrage is justified only when women are killed. (Indeed, two men were also killed in the above incident - but, apparently, there is no 'outrage' over their deaths.)

Angry Harry Discovers Infinity

Yes indeed. I think I have just figured out how to calculate the biggest number that is actually calculable - but only in theory, thus far!

Firstly, you find a woman who supports feminism. And then you multiply her state of ignorance about the world and its history by her levels of menstrual spitefulness.

And, according to my calculations, this gives you an unbelievably huge number. It is a number that is larger than all the quarks in the known Universe.

And that was just one woman!

Thus proving, beyond a shadow of doubt, that we must live in a multiverse.

Just think. There are some other universes out there where you are living in a world where feminism does not exist.

Soldier Talk During Dessert Storm......The unit I was in had 50% of all the women who were there were sent home or kicked out for prostitution.

Most of the women [soldiers] were either whoring on the side making huge bucks or intentionally getting knocked up to get out of being deployed.

Police Officer Paternity Defrauded Five Times Charles was happy to be a father to two children by his wife. Then she presented him with a third...and a fourth...a fifth and sixth. But when she fell pregnant a seventh time he KNEW the baby couldn't be his.

How Brave Pigeons Foiled the Germans Nazi spycatchers tried to subvert Britain’s bravest flying aces with a fiendish plot involving wicker baskets, a packet of cigarettes and a promise of everlasting fame.

Loving Mum A foster mother was convicted yesterday of subjecting three children in her care to 20 years of "horrifying" and "sadistic" physical and mental abuse.

Devil-Worshipping Nappy Makers The world’s biggest manufacturer of household and grooming products voiced hopes yesterday that an urban myth linking it to Satanism was being crushed after four men were ordered to pay almost $20 million (£10 million) in damages for spreading the rumour.

Since the rumours first appeared in 1981, the corporation has had to battle boycotts from Christian groups, cope with more than 200,000 telephone inquiries from customers and fight the ability of word-of-mouth — and latterly the internet — to disseminate them.

Girls Encourage Murder Witnesses say that teenage girls egged on the attack with shouts of “Kill him, kill him” before the victim, named last night as Kodjo Yenga, was surrounded. At one point Kodjo raised his arms to fend off blows from sticks. The suspects being held include four 13-year-olds, two 15-years-olds and a man aged 21.

Heather Mills Cries Wolf British police have warned Heather Mills McCartney, the estranged wife of former Beatle Paul, about using the emergency phone number 999 too often.

She is doing what thousands of women do every week - attempting to get the police to do their dirty work by claiming that she has been 'abused' in some way.

Indeed, if police officers did not have to waste so much of their time - and our money - being at the beck and call of hysterical and malicious women, they could probably do something about the crime rate! And everyone, including women and children, would then find themselves living in a far better world.

And it is certainly of no benefit to normal women to have their police forces wasting their time on specious trivialities - because the crime rate that they have to live with stays high - and is getting higher - nobody really believes them any more when they have, in fact, been 'abused', and the male population's attitude towards women in general takes a tumble.

In other words, in advance of any crime being committed, it will be assumed at the outset that a woman is entitled to a better form of treatment than a man.

Yes indeed;  the very worst of female inmates are all deserving of better treatment than all the male inmates - no matter how harmless or innocuous the latter might be.

You could hardly think of a more sexist point of view.

"You killed your husband in order to get his money!? Then you will be sent to a warm secure unit so that you can be near to your family and to your friends."

And yet our deceptive politicians are forever claiming that sex-discrimination is wrong, and, indeed, it is supposed to be against the law.

Hitler Could Be Denied Citizenship Adolf Hitler could be stripped of his German citizenship, 62 years after his death.

Justice.

At last!

Moaning Whingebuckets Gene Discovered Ever wonder why some women seem to be more ill-tempered than others? The answer may partly lie in their genes.

Guilty of Sex with Youngsters A middle-school teacher accused of having sex with at least five boys was fired and remained in jail Thursday after she refused to speak with police about the charges, authorities said.

Last year, an elementary school teacher in school district neighboring Clinton was charged with having sex with an 11-year-old male student.

But will they get 200 years in prison!?

Nah.

But Morton Berger did. And he didn't abuse anyone.

'Brutal' Assault On Commissioner Jan Schaefer - 30 secs 

(To be filed in the Women Never Exaggerate section.)

However, I do not find the behaviour of this old woman particularly amusing. She is purposely trying to exaggerate grossly the 'injury' that she has endured, and she is attempting to get someone else into very serious trouble. Essentially, she is dishonest, malicious and devious and she is playing the victim card for all that she can get from it.

And, further, she is no different from millions of women who use similar tactics to achieve similar aims.

Raging PMS For two weeks every month Sue Scarlett used to become what she calls a "raging monster".

(To be filed in the 'Women Are Never Violent' section.)

Mr Woo Juggles Football - 7 min 

(Problems with player and using IE7? Then see here.)

And, in the case of my own magnificent armpits, just a fraction of one sniff will do the trick!

Badness Is Inherited Disruptive and aggressive children are often born that way, scientists claim.

The findings overturn conventional thinking on the nature versus nurture debate.

Er, No. Not quite. Findings such as these are not new, and it was certainly not 'conventional' thinking that led to the incorrect view that the environment was virtually the sole determinant of a propensity to poor behaviour. It is the dishonest politically-corrected emptyheads working in the social sciences who for so many years have laboured to distort the truth about the huge influences of genes on personality development who have been responsible for all the hogwash that has pervaded the nature-nurture issue over the past three decades. 

Mothers Day Cards Banned A school has banned the making of Mother’s Day cards because the headteacher does not want to upset children without a mother.

Yes indeed. First they stopped the Father's Day cards, and now the Mother's Day Cards.

The war on the family continues!

He Gets Life, She Doesn't Amanda Hamm was sentenced to 10 years in prison for her role in the drowning deaths of her children, but the time she's already spent in jail means she likely will be released in a little more than a year.

Hamm's former boyfriend Maurice LaGrone Jr., 31, is serving a life sentence for first-degree murder in the deaths of Hamm's children. He was convicted in April.

Party Time Mary Winkler confessed to killing her preacher husband in March of last year but instead of hanging out behind bars in prison, she is hanging out in bars around McMinnville, Tennessee partying with co-workers. Dr Helen

Housework Good For Women Doing housework can cut substantially a woman’s risk of developing breast cancer.

BBC Blunder A man quizzed live on BBC TV after being mistaken for an IT expert was last night identified as an accountant waiting for a job interview. - LOL! - 2 min YouTube video

More Women In Prison Needed If it is true, as Rousseau writes, that the methods of women are "more powerful" than those of men, and if it is also true that one of the main functions of government is to protect citizens from each other, than we would expect greater restrictions to be placed on women, and that fact to be reflected by more women being sent to prison than men. Immanuel Kant

Prohibition Does Not Work More than 60 British officers, including two former chief constables, have joined Jack Cole's Law Enforcement Against Prohibition (Leap). He spent 26 years with the police in New Jersey. "Prohibition doesn't work, it's never worked," 

The Government has unveiled a succession of initiatives to change machista behaviour from the boardroom to the bedroom. It has made divorce easier, legalised same-sex marriage and altered marriage contracts to specify that men must do half the housework.

Yes indeed. The left-wing government has lost no time in feathering its own nest by playing the well tried and tested 'women-are-forever-being-abused' angle - even though it is men, even in Spain, who are the majority of victims of violence and discrimination.

Always remember that those lofty parasites in government get their power and their wealth only by forcibly taking these things away from the people - mostly from men - whom they are supposed to be serving.

Of course, not all government officials and workers are parasites. On the contrary, we need fairly big governments because our societies are so complex. But large swathes of government - particularly left-wing governments - are highly parasitic on the people - parasitic in the true sense of the word; i.e. they harm the people and they profit very handsomely from doing so. 

When the dictator Francisco Franco died in 1975, after almost four decades in power, it was illegal for women to work, own property, open a bank account or even travel without their husband’s permission. Contraception, abortion and adultery were all illegal, although in practice only women were penalised for having an affair. Women did not even have full legal custody of their own children.

Whatever the true situation was in Spain in those days, you can bet your last dollar that the true situation for men was even worse.

For example, the fact that it was illegal for women to work, own property, open a bank account or even travel without their husband’s permission, was a way of making the husband responsible for anything that went wrong; even as a result of his wife's actions. And that was not good news for men living under such an awful dictatorship. They got clobbered for everything that went awry. (Same with the Taliban.)

And if anyone thinks that going to 'work' 40 years ago and beyond was a pleasure for most people, they are poorly educated indeed.

And can you imagine what it must have been like for the men to be seen as solely responsible - financially, legally, and otherwise - for their women, their children and their elderly relatives? (Same with the Taliban.)

No. Thank. You.

And as for the Contraception, abortion and adultery were all illegal, ... etc, the notion that these should be seen as restrictions that affected only women is risible. 

Au contraire!

Indeed, which gender do you think more prefers having the ready availability of Contraception, abortion and adultery, eh?

Women? Nope: I don't think so.

And, as for this, ... under planned reforms, the Spanish Crown will be inherited by the first-born child, rather than first male heir I recommend my piece Women - Weak and Pathetic? to gain some small insight into why males rather than females were the heirs to the thrones and to the highest seats of power throughout history - power which, by the way, they wielded mostly over men - just as they do today.

In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than the average man.

Women also speak more quickly, devote more brainpower to chit-chat - and actually get a buzz out of hearing their own voices, a new book suggests.

Huh! Tell me something new before I swoon.

Smacking Ban Discussed Yet Again The children's tsar is spearheading a bid to ban parents from smacking on the grounds that it breaches human rights laws. Professor Sir Al Aynsley-Green is concerned that even the mildest of smacks infringes children's rights to dignity.

The idea behind this is to undermine even further the ability of parents to deal with their own children by, yet again, extending the definition of 'abuse'. It is part and parcel of the abuse industry's main agenda; which is to break up families and to create further disharmony and insecurity among those who are in close relationships.

As far as infringing children's human rights is concerned, or their rights to dignity, there can surely be nothing more deleterious to the well-being of children than undermining their parents.

As such, it is those working for the child-abuse industry who should be prosecuted and punished for infringing our "children's rights to dignity" by persistently attempting to poison the most important relationships that children can have; viz; those with their parents.

Also see my pieces, ...

The Smacking Myths

Smacking Bottoms

Research on Smacking

Revolutionary Male Contraceptive Pill Possible British scientists have developed a revolutionary pill that men could take as a one-off contraceptive just before a date.

Blair Sorry For Slave Trade Prime Minister Tony Blair has said he feels "deep sorrow" for Britain's role in the slave trade.

Yep, Blair is now more desperate than ever to be seen as a good guy.

I would also like to point out that the slave trade was one of the very first things that ordinary Brits tried to get parliament to abolish as soon as the franchise was extended beyond the confines of the landed gentry and the rich back in the 1700's.

And the ordinary workers did not get the vote until 1867.

In other words, the majority of ordinary Brits were opposed to the trade from the beginning, but they did not have the power to do anything about it or, indeed, about many other things.

+ 10 things about British slavery

Police Lab Refused DNA Test For Innocent Man Authorities are reviewing the conviction of a man imprisoned for a 1992 rape after he was cleared by DNA tests that the original lab analyst refused to conduct.

Weird Men Everywhere These constant warnings about the dangers of predatory men (and women) are not harmless. Telling people to be vigilant when there isn’t any great threat – and when they are simply socialising with their peers – harms the natural relationships that develop between young men and women. Suzy Dean - a young lady at college who has yet to wake up to the fact that harming the natural relationships between men and women is exactly what feminists are forever seeking to do. Indeed, stirring up disharmony between men and women is one of their main aims. 

Tories To Portray Men As Tossers David Cameron risked angering traditionalists after commissioning a controversial set of adverts which feature a character described as a 'tosser'.

For those who might not know, a 'tosser' is an idiot, an ars*hole, a wa*ker.

Oh look, ...

Cameron Woos Polly Toynbee David Cameron is ready to invite Polly Toynbee, the doyenne of Left-wing commentary, to the next Tory conference, in another sign of his determination to break with the party's Thatcherite past. 

Women Who Ask For It If you dare to suggest that lying comatose on the pavement, alone, with your skirt rucked up and your knickers showing at the end of an alcohol-fuelled night is not necessarily a terribly good idea, you’re slapped down by the sisterhood. India Knight

Bitchology A successful "bitch", Mr Rakovsky explains, is neither strident nor sassy, but demure, manipulative and aware of her own sexuality in order to get her own way.

She could have had an abortion. She chose not to.

Scheming Hussies Seemingly innocent comments such as 'He's got his father's eyes' or 'She's got her daddy's hair' are in fact a concerted, if subconscious, effort by a mother to convince their partner that he really is the father.

Subconscious? Yeah. Right.

She's a SCHEMING HUSSY! 

THAT is who she is!

That baby could have been born with green skin and four pairs of eyes in the centre of its chest and yet that no-good HUSSY would still say that it looked like you.

Take my advice. If she says it looks like you, go for a second opinion from a DNA-testing clinic. And tell that harlot that unless the results are more than sixty trillion to one, you want nothing more to do with her, because this proves, beyond doubt, that she has been philandering with other men behind your back.

Then tell her that you've had enough, that you can endure no more, and that you will no longer be cuckolded and abused by such a wicked woman.

This is the only way to guarantee paternity. 

Nepalese Goddesses Abused Isolated from family and friends, the young "living goddesses" of Nepal are revered, their every need accounted for and their every motion interpreted as divine instruction.

Apart from the 'young' bit, they sound just like my missus.

Alleged Fresher Rapist Cleared Jonathan Hagan, 22, walked free from court after being cleared of assaulting the drunken 19-year-old six days after she started university.

The girl said that the experience had left her afraid of being on her own. She said: "He has taken away my innocence and faith in people." 

"I'm afraid now to be on my own and when I go out I feel I can't let my guard down, I'm always looking over my shoulder suspiciously at any men near me."

I don't believe her.

Mind you. I do not think that this young man behaved very well. Nevertheless, I suppose that he thought he was doing her a favour. After all, he will have been brought up to believe in the feminist-inspired myth that sex for women is just the same as it is for men. Indeed, he was probably disappointed that she did not writhe in uncontrolled ecstasy with every thrust.

But, I can tell you now that women are definitely not all the same when it comes to sex. No Sirree. While some will writhe hotly before you've even got up the stairs - if you see what I mean - others are more like blocks of ice. You need a blowtorch and a hammer-drill just to extract a tiny drop of their secret juices.

And with most women timing is very important indeed. Is the moon in the right phase? Has Mars crossed Jupiter recently? What is the weather like in Alaska at the moment? Is it raining in Geneva? Is it snowing on Mount Etna?

These things are sexually important to a woman. A change in the weather somewhere north of Newfoundland and her orgasm has probably blown. After years of research and analysis, this is what my charts clearly show.

You cannot just shunt your way into her moist cavities and hope for the best. Indeed, there are many things that need to be considered before embarking on these most dangerous of missions. 

And for having sex with a brand new woman you really need to behave more like a bomb-disposal expert than an American marine. You need to fiddle for hours with her little fuses before prodding her wires with your pliers or she is likely to explode. Indeed, the whole arduous enterprise is more like huffing and puffing your way up a huge mountain that spans an entire continent than breezily floating downstream without a care in the world.

And woe will most definitely betide you should you utter the wrong syllable outside its divinely-allotted nano-second while finely tuning her hidden dials, because she will likely transform before your very eyes into a horrible gorgon with gnashing teeth.

And so my advice to young and inexperienced men is this. Go for older women; especially nurses and policewomen. The nurses are always pleasantly desperate and the policewomen are like rapacious baboons who will copulate enthusiastically with almost anything that looks like a truncheon.

I kid you not!

But forget the schoolteachers. They are an angry and aggressive bunch who spend their days shouting at children. And it won't be long before they are doing the very same to you. Besides which, they will probably give you homework to do.

And, of course, older women are definitely the best - by a mile. You just need to handle them with a bit of caution, that's all; so always have a broom, a dustbin lid and a silver crucifix at the ready - preferably one that has been properly blessed by a high-ranking bishop - just in case of trouble; and you should be OK.

But don't bother trying to plan any future together or anything that involves charting a romantic course of action; because you've got a better chance of getting a coin to land on its edge having tossed it from an aeroplane on to a mattress in high winds.

There is just no way that you can predict a woman. The world of physics does not apply in her case. There is no formula or theorem that can guide you through the seething magma that bubbles away haphazardly inside her head. And so it is best to regard her as an unpredictably active volcano which will likely erupt every so often for no discernable reason. 

Better still, buy yourself a dog and take it out for walks or become a hermit.

That would be my advice.

....

'Some men spend a lifetime in an attempt to comprehend the complexities of women. Others pre-occupy themselves with somewhat simpler tasks, such as understanding the theory of relativity.' Albert Einstein.

And he was a genius!

...

Would You Sell Your Partner For £1 million? The majority of Britons would sell their partner for £1 million, and one in five would pretend to be terminally ill for the cash, a new survey has found.

Heather Mills To Campaign For Battered Women Heather Mills plans to become the face of a domestic violence charity after her divorce from Paul McCartney.

Ah yes, here we go again. Another woman tries to divert attention from her own failings by seeking the support of the man-hating feminists and the hysterical women's groups by offering her services to 'abused' women. She will also, no doubt, offer some handsome donation to a domestic violence shelter, or something similar, in a very public manner, to show everybody what a good person she is.

Huh!

And poor old Paul McCartney seems to think that she might actually need psychiatric help - which might well be the case - but women seem always to claim to have been 'abused' whenever they are discovered to have behaved badly in some way.

So, in that respect, she sounds quite normal to me.

Nude Cleaners Required A former magistrate spent more than £250,000 on call girls to clean his house in the nude, a court heard.

Michael Lee, 59, paid up to £200 an hour for an escort girl to dust and vacuum his house wearing nothing but a pair of rubber gloves.

That poor woman is being exploited!

Wife Beatings Soar During World Cup Domestic violence reported to police rose by up to 31 per cent on England's World Cup match days this year. Home Office figures revealed a surge in wife-beatings on the day of each of England's five games in the tournament.

Well, I'm not surprised quite frankly. Anyone who saw the England football team at work would have felt like hitting something. And, if not the wife, who else, eh? Tell me that if you will.

When Portugal won that penalty play-off even I had to give my missus a few good right hooks just to ease the tension. And she'd have gotten a darn good kicking if I'd also bet money on England to win.

That's what relationships are about, aren't they? Making your partner feel better.

Duh!

Well, of course, I am joking, but I would not be surprised to find that domestic violence calls increased during the World Cup. More alcohol was being consumed. Women were getting tetchy about being ignored. The police plastered the media with domestic violence campaigns encouraging women to call them. The men were tense. Remote controls went missing. The police plastered the media with domestic violence campaigns encouraging women to call them. The kids kept talking. The wife kept moaning. The police plastered the media with domestic violence campaigns encouraging women to call them. 

And so on and so on it went.

So, no surprises really.

But, of course, we must always remember that many men often behave abominably and many are very definitely prone to violence. They are not all innocent.

But, mostly, their aggression is directed at other men. And if the police had done a proper survey of violence - domestic or otherwise - one which included male victims - they would undoubtedly have found that it was men who bore the brunt of any increase in violence around the time of the World Cup. 

(And I am excluding from my analysis those hooligans who were simply aggressed against by other hooligans.)

Violence against men is a far, far bigger problem than is violence against women.

Kinky Murder Not Allowed A man accused of trying to murder his kinky wife with a latex glove was not allowed to kill her under the terms of their "punishment contract", a court heard.

He said their marriage in June 2005 got off to a bad start because she was recovering from a hysterectomy and asked not to be punished so severely.

Whinge. Whinge. Whinge.

Was there no end to this woman's demands!?

Beautiful Woman Syndrome Lack of personal and intellectual development. In spite of their lackluster personalities and tendency toward insipid speech, men still speak with BWS women because, well, men are men. I once dated a woman who had a terminal case of BWS, and she bored me to tears. Her repertoire of conversational topics was very limited, and I cannot recall even one interesting thing that she said. After I belatedly realized that she had nothing to offer except her looks, I resolved to never again date a BWS woman.

There is no such thing as a woman who is beautiful both inside and out - apart from my missus, of course!

Women who are beautiful on the outside suffer from delusions of grandeur on the inside.

And women who are beautiful on the inside don't exist.

In a nutshell; all women are deeply flawed, but those with beauty on the outside can easily dazzle the nincompoops (that's you) who fall for them, and they can expertly divert most people's attention away from the horrible reality.

And, talking of women, did you know that in Iran there are more women going to college than men? Yep; just like in the west - thus providing yet more evidence to show that feminism has had precious little to do with the 'advancement of women'.

And do you know why more women than men go to college in Iran?

No?

Well, I'll tell you.

It's because in Iran (where, allegedly, women are oppressed) men are expected to get their act together and go out to work at an early age in order to support their families; whereas women are not.

Exactly!

And this is their punishment!

It is their punishment for all the evil sins that they commit every day against men; through thought, word and deed.

It is their punishment from the Lord!

Leviticus 41;3 And the Lord said, "Let their skins wrinkle with a tiny crinkle for every wicked thought, word and deed in which they most heinously engage, every day! Let these hideous wrinkles multiply and so expand their ghastly coverance throughout the years so that everyone can see the accumulation of the wickedness that burns most horribly within their dastardly souls - wickedness that only the wise can normally see."

And the Lord then turned to Mocob, son of Macob and brother of Hocob, and said unto him, "Holy Mocob, is that really your wife? She looks like a bloodhound sucking a lemon!"

To which Mocob raised his eyes to the Heavens and said: "No, thank goodness. She is the daughter of Macob, brother of Nabob and son of Nobob."

"You mean she's your SISTER!?" the Lord spaketh in horror.

"Sadly, yes," admitted Mocob dolefully. "But she can cook!"

"But she's as ugly .. as ugly .. well, .. she's as ugly as sin itself," the Lord expletethed

The Lord then silenced his birds in the trees with a wave of his hand.

"And you have actually been living with that ... with that thing ... for how long exactly?"

"Since birth."

"Since birth? Sacre Bleu. I think there must be some mistake."

The Lord shooketh his head in disbelief and silenced his lowing herds in the fields with a wave of his hand. "No man should have to endure such suffering," he mutterethed to himself. "The wickedness of women must be kept hidden from view while their buds are ripe and their juices fresh, or no man will ever be attracted to them. And then what, eh?" 

The Lord scratchethed his head awhile, and silenced his winds with a wave of his hand. "Aha. I know! I've got it. The wrinkles of humans shall lie deep within what I shall, henceforth, call a soul. But the wrinkles shall be added to with every malefaction, and they shall eventually burst forth upon their faces so that everyone on Earth can recognise 'the evil ones'."

And so it came to pass that the skin of women wrinkled faster than the skin of men.

Much faster!

14 Wives The dark secrets of one of the world's most prolific bigamists are to be revealed in a disturbing documentary investigating the life of Oliver Killeen, a bogus celebrity psychologist who has been married at least 14 times.

On Polygamy Not every aspect of polygamy is about practicality or men demonstrating their status. Fazile Zahir

Angry Harry is quoted in a Turkish publication.

Casanova - The Truth Far from always choosing easy and submissive sexual partners, his lovers were often forceful and adventurous women. Judith Summers - 8 min

And quite right too! The lives of these poor women have been destroyed forever. Let us hope that they each receive $20 million dollars in compensation - for every grope - nay, for every nano-grope - that they have had the terrible misfortune to endure!

Of course, I am joking. 32 years is an outrageously barbaric sentence for such a crime. But the handsome compensation awarded to women for their alleged traumas in such cases these days guarantees that women will do everything that they can in order to appear to be traumatised.

Tired and exhausted, David Beckham, Captain of the England World Cup football team, and his wife return from Germany following England's defeat in the quarter finals.

Civil Servants At Work Civil servants were under investigation today after complaints about their outrageous behaviour, leaping naked from filing cabinets, taking drugs and having sex in the toilets.

Sperm Catchers More and more women are resorting to sometimes dubious tactics to achieve motherhood.

One woman, who admitted to pursuing a man purely for his sperm and now receives a £346.50 monthly “bonus” from him, says: “It means he can’t get a mortgage, but I don’t care, he wasn’t very nice to me — if he’d behaved better I might have let him stick around.”

Alimony Upheld For Mom Who Kicked Son To Death Despite Linda Calbi admitted she kicked her 14-year-old son, causing injuries that led to his death. But a judge has ruled that she's still entitled to alimony payments from her ex-husband.

On the day of their 50th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the negligee she wore on her wedding night and puts it on. She goes to her husband and says, "Honey, do you remember this?"

He looks up from his newspaper and says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

She says, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"

He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?" she asks.

He's not much in the mood for this, but he sighs and responds, "Well, honey, as I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."

She giggles and says, "Yes dear, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"

He looked her up and down, and replied, "Mission accomplished."

Jealous Rage A Portuguese factory worker who cut his pregnant girlfriend's throat in a fit of jealous rage has been convicted of her murder.

Hugo Quintas, 25, killed 23-year-old Hayley Richards at her flat in Trowbridge, Wiltshire, last June after she admitted sleeping with another man.

Well, of course, I am sorry that this woman was murdered, but when a man discovers that the woman bearing his child is sleeping with another man he is likely to become rather upset - to say the least. After all, he has found himself in the position of fathering a child with a woman who seems likely to be promiscuous with other men, and apart from the justifiable jealousy and feelings of betrayal that this might cause, he also stands to lose access to his child while, further, having to give the very woman who cheated on him part of his future earnings. In other words, he probably believed - quite correctly in my view - that this woman was most likely to damage his life and that of his child most significantly. As such, I am not surprised that he lashed out.

Furthermore, given that women who kill their partners as a result of much less in the way of provocation seem to get off very lightly these days, my view is that this man's sentence should als