Your Search Queries Answered
Note: The search queries below are completely unaltered. They brought
visitors to this site via the search engines - mostly Google. I have not
changed anything about them at all, apart from inserting asterisks in
any offensive words.
Jamaica: what are some of the qualities teenage males look forward
to in females
Hmm. Let me think now.
Ah yes. I remember!
Good boobs. Good backside. A readily-available front portal. A pretty
face with a sweet nature and, above all, a persistent desire to have sex.
Anything else of value is considered to be a bonus.
UK: why do people lie about having affairs
Hmm. Interesting question.
Maybe it's because having affairs is something that most people would
be ashamed of and/or would get into trouble for.
India: WHY THE WOMENS ARE SO INTELLIGENT
MENS IN EVERY FIELD
You are a deluded woman. You need help.
USA: example of responsible woman
Nope. I can't think of one.
Try Google again. And if you come up with such a woman, email me.
USA: why are women less intelligent than men
Because women don't need to try as hard as men in order to survive.
India: Its Ok To Kill Angry Harry
WTF? Not even a question mark!?
No. It is not OK. It is definitely not OK.
OK, it is not!
Ce n'est pas bon.
Why not email him instead?
Trinidad: can tony blair be the pope
Only in his dreams and, of course, in the minds of idiots such as
USA: Can a
woman without hormones get away with murder
No, she can't, you imbecile. Without hormones she, herself, would be
USA: What is the punishment for killing a spouse for insurance
That's an easy one!
If you're a man then you will spend your life in prison - or,
possibly, executed in some places.
On the other hand, if you're a woman, then you'll get a lot of
sympathy, parole after a week, and then make a fortune by writing a book
and going on women's chat shows.
USA: if you eat someone elses DNA will this change your own DNA
How can you possibly exist on this planet, in America, and be totally
clueless about DNA?
(But don't eat any chicken, just in case.)
USA: why are feminists such idiots
It is not the feminists who are the idiots.
It is people like you who are the idiots - for not standing up to
UK: is kissing a battery
Yes. It is an example of how the abuse industry and the legal
profession maximise their profits - by describing an unwanted kiss on the
cheek as a Sexual Assault and Battery; to make it sound worse - much
It's great for business; e.g. see
Kissing Is Battery.
USA: why are women obsessed with competing against men
Hmm. I'm not so sure that women are obsessed with competing against
men. It is feminists who are always trying to get women to do this.
But, rather than competing with men, women just bias the laws in order
to give themselves a constant advantage of sufficient magnitude to ensure
that they nearly always win.
And that's not called 'competing'.
It's called 'cheating'.
UK: what do men wear to do the house work
Huge scowls on their faces.
UK: what have women ever achieved on their own
Nope. You're right. There's nothing on Google.
That's why you came here in desperation, eh?
To no avail, I'm afraid.
USA: what time is half past seven?
USA: whats the worst that could happen to a man who is fasley acused
Well, in your country, he might be executed!
UK: why are men selfish bast**ds
Maybe you think this because all the men whom you know do not like you very much.
You should ask yourself this question.
"Who's the common denominator?"
And the correct answer (just in case you can't figured it out for
yourself) is YOU.
Libya: sex harry women
If you knew how to spell 'hairy', you might have gotten somewhere more
appropriate to your needs.
USA: are you
allowed to own a money printing press and use it in the usa
I don't think so.
USA: rorschach inkblot test is an example of what kind of test?
It is an example of a bogus test.
It is used by many clinical psychologists who can make money out of
mumbo-jumbo; e.g. see Ink Blot Test -
USA: do all wifes lie
That was an easy one!