Gavin Esler

Newsnight Presenter and Poodle Boy

Gavin Esler: Politically-corrected poodle-boy of the feminists at the BBC - ever desperate to ingratiate himself to as many women as possible - always likes to use his position to demean and denigrate men.

To this end, Gavin Esler regularly sends out emails to his BBC viewers with derogatory jokes about men - never about women; oh yes, except once, I recall - and he had to apologise profusely for doing so.

Here are two of Gavin Esler's recent jokes ...

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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room.

A family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group: "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

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Ten men and one woman are hanging on for grim life to a rope attached to the bottom of a helicopter.

The rope isn't strong enough to carry them all and they decide someone must jump before they all tumble to their death. Unable to vote on who should let go, the woman launches in to a very touching speech:

"I'm used to giving up everything for my husband, kids and for men in general. We women always have and always will make sacrifices for men, expecting little or nothing in return. Faced with this knowledge, I'm prepared to voluntarily let go of the rope." Visibly moved by the eloquence and power of her speech, all the men start clapping...

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Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny.

Here he is, rushing all over the place at the behest of his female bosses.

Gavin Esler just loves to make out that all men are idiots - except himself, of course.

A few weeks ago I saw this creep of a man almost sobbing his eyes out because his daughter has some disease or other.

Aw. Poor Gavin Esler. We were supposed to feel sorry for him.

But there are thousands of men who cannot even see their daughters because poodle-boys like Gavin Esler at the BBC are forever doing their best to lick the backsides of their feminist bosses and, hence, support all those laws designed to make it easy to have men kicked out of their very own homes.

Now watch the BBC spreading more misandry - even to our children.

There is currently a water shortage in Nevada. A few nights ago, the BBC News at 6.00 pm had a piece about this. During the last part of the piece, the news presenter introduced, with much humour, a 30-sec advertisement that Southern Nevada Water is presenting across the State to encourage people to save water.

Here it is, on YouTube.

And now ask yourself why Gavin Esler and his poodle-boys in the News Department chose to air this advert in its prime-time news slot - prime-time even for youngsters - and what message they and the BBC intended to convey.

Men are idiots - and kicking them viciously in the balls is funny.

Watch Desmond Morris give up the ghost within five minutes when he realises that PC poodle-boy Sackur has not got the intelligence to understand what he is saying.

For example, Morris tries to explain to Sackur that in primitive tribes the men tended to go out hunting, while the women looked after the shop back home.

"An outrageous idea," PC Sackur clearly thinks, failing completely to understand that primitive tribes that lost or damaged their womenfolk in hunting expeditions were going to be evolutionarily outgunned - population-wise, if nothing else - by those tribes that did not. 

And watch Sackur completely fail to understand the meaning and implications of overlapping statistical distributions which have different means and variances. He is clearly insulted by the whole idea that, statistically speaking, men and women might differ.

The result?

Desmond Morris is forced to spend most of his time trying to avoid Sackur's malicious innuendo and basic ignorance of both history and science.

You can see this eminent biologist continually having to moisten his lips when he realises that Stephen Sackur is going to do nothing more throughout the programme than try to suggest that he is 'misogynistic'.

(Also see BBC Injects Political Correctness Even Into Science Programmes)