Women And Children
are better at recalling everything from faces and gestures to hairstyles and
jewellery after a brief conversation.
This is another example showing how far more like children are women than are
As children get older their brains tend to focus more on the abstract and
less on the physical immediacy of their surroundings.
Children also have far better memories for what is immediately apparent to
them than they will have later
on as adults.
In other words, characteristics that are more prevalent in children than in
adults are also more prevalent in women than in men.
And, laughably (or, perhaps, not so laughably given that so-called
academic researchers are terrified of upsetting women) it is argued that this
'ability' to be able to recall more accurately such superficial trivia has
something to do with empathy!
A more ludicrous idea is pretty hard to imagine.
Experts say it may be because empathy is mainly a female trait - and
picking up on physical characteristics enables women to better understand and
interact with people.
But anyone with half a brain would know that empathy has precious little to
do with recalling what people are wearing.
And do you think that these politically-corrected gyno-slaves in the
academic world would ever dare to suggest the following ... ?
"Young males notice women's legs and breasts more so than do young
females notice theirs, and this suggests that males are more empathic than
What a load of hooey these people spout.
Anyway. What seems far more likely to be the case in studies like this - and far more consistent with other evidence - is
that women tend to attend to - and to be influenced by - how things look, rather than
what they are.
And when your missus points out the unusual tie that the news presenter on
the TV is wearing while he explains in graphic detail - accompanied by pictures
- the carnage from something
awful like a bomb explosion, take it from me, she is not empathising with
That no-good hussy is simply being sidetracked and disoriented by some pretty
colours and something to do with clothes.
It is like dangling a ball of string in front of a kitten, candy in front of
a toddler, or a loaf of fresh
bread in front of a starving family.
If it looks pretty, sparkles a great deal, or it looks as if it might suit her,
then she will not be able to take her eyes off it.
Her face will light up. Her mouth will hang open. She will jump up and
down in her seat. And there will only be one thought rattling around
inside her head.
"Gimme. Gimme. Gimme."
Furthermore, if women are so damn good at empathising, then why are they not the greatest
and most popular artists, musicians, composers, poets, writers, sculptors,
song-writers, playwrights - and goodness knows what else?
Well. I will tell you why without even charging you a fee.
It is because women are not good at empathising at all in comparison to men.
What they are good at is pretending that they are good at
empathising and attacking with a great quantity of venom those who dare to suggest otherwise - such as
so-called academic researchers.
Women are manipulators, they are not empathisers.
(Statistically speaking, and compared to men, of course!)
Indeed, it is precisely because men are so good at empathising compared to
these scheming ne'erdowells that men bend over backwards to give women a hand up
in life while the women themselves make no attempt at all to reciprocate any of
the favours but, instead, grab all the goodies.
Arthur Schopenhauer - writing about 150 years ago ...
directly fitted for acting as the nurses and teachers of our early childhood by
the fact that they are themselves childish, frivolous and short-sighted; in a
word, they are big children all their life long--a kind of intermediate
stage between the child and the full-grown man, who is man in the strict sense
of the word.
A man reaches the maturity of his reasoning powers and mental faculties
hardly before the age of twenty-eight; a woman at eighteen. And then, too, in
the case of woman, it is only reason of a sort - very niggard in its dimensions.
That is why women remain children their whole life long; never seeing anything
but what is quite close to them, cleaving to the present moment, taking
appearance for reality, and preferring trifles to matters of the first
They are dependent, not upon strength, but upon craft; and hence their
instinctive capacity for cunning, and their ineradicable tendency to say what is
not true. For as lions are provided with claws and teeth, and elephants and
boars with tusks, bulls with horns, and cuttle fish with its clouds of inky
fluid, so Nature has equipped woman, for her defence and protection, with the
arts of dissimulation. (deceitfulness)
Empowering Women Through AIDS! When
historians reflect on the global battle against the HIV epidemic, one possible
bright spot could be women's empowerment in the developing world,
specialists say. link now defunct
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Even HIV brings benefits to women according to the nincompoop who wrote
the above piece.
But I think that there is a much better way to empower women - and this
is to beat them on a daily basis.
Because on the strength of a good beating, government agencies can get more funding
for all their women's programs.
So. When you get home tonight, you should do the right thing and empower your
very own woman. And this, in turn, will empower all other women.
And what could possibly be more noble?
A good starting technique for beginners is to slap your woman around a bit with a
dirty dish cloth every time that she opens her mouth; even if only to breathe.
When she is finally silenced, pull her nipples sharply until she squeals for mercy and admits that you made a
big mistake in choosing her.
If she does not seem sufficiently convincing, bundle her out of the house and
into the back garden and then start slapping her legs with the water hose.
Make her yelp loudly for a minute or two.
Or, if you prefer, for half an hour.
If this does not seem to have empowered her enough, then make her eat a few
mouthfuls of dirt and worms before forcing her to open the door of the shed with her
teeth, and then get her to mow the lawn without her knickers on while you drink a cup
of tea and shout instructions.
Follow up with a hearty round or two of some particularly heinous forms of sexual abuse and
then polish off with a good and thorough spanking.
You can then get her to massage you rudely while you relax in a nice hot bath
content in the knowledge
that you have done your bit to empower women.
And you can also satisfy yourself with the comforting thought that the
feminists might even give you a medal one day for your most chivalrous efforts
in supporting their cause.
The best way to empower women is to beat them most heinously.
Because, by doing so, they can live out their lives as perpetual